Oh dear God! It was faggot day again. Why the hell can't those queers be freaks elsewhere?! Don't they get it? Normal people hate them for this, but they have to prance around like "Oh, look at me!" They come in their hundreds to parade about in indecent rainbow pants, blowing whistles in everyone's ears.
Oh look, here comes one now. This particular freak is in everyone's face, waving a smaller 'Pride' flag in the air while she has another much larger one tied round her neck. If that wasn't bad enough, she's wearing a pair of bright red trousers and a clashing blue top that reads "Feel The Sunshine". As she passes me I fight the erge to wrap the make-shift cape around her throat till her face matches her T-Shirt.
